

Because, you know, it is made of a spider's web. This bow can be used for anything, and, unlike other tools, will never break. You then place this web next to a few sticks, thus creating a bow. You must kill a spider by hitting it so hard it shits out string. The second is the bow, which is a little more complicated to make. The first weapon is the sword, which is made by attaching wood, stone, iron, gold or diamonds to a lollipop stick. If you play in Peaceful Mode, there will be no monsters to fight, only animals and hobos that will constantly get in your way, no matter what you do. You also need weapons to help you fight monsters, kill animals, break leaves and glass at double the speed, and destroy old peoples' homes. Other important tools include shovels (used to collect dirt, shit, snow, clay, sand, and gravel), axes (for wimps who don't want to punch trees apart like Chuck Norris), hoes (no, not that kind you pervert, unless you happen to be playing SkankCraft, where you must find enough gold to make yourself pimp), and flint n' steel (for making fires). Go play Call of Duty or something.), which can be used to obtain iron, which can be used to make iron pickaxes, which can be used to obtain diamonds, which can be used to make diamond pickaxes, which can be used to obtain obsidian, which can be used to make portals to Hell, The Nether Mexico, where you mine bloody cobblestone, which can be used to make a burning field of death for all who choose to oppose your reign of terror over the masses of mindless creatures. This pickaxe will rapidly obliterate solid rock and turn it into large chunks of cobblestone, which can be used to make stone pickaxes (for the Runescape players, please fuck off of this game. They do this by building a wooden pickaxe (that will become completely fucked after a few seconds) at their workbench. "The Notch" was thinking?Īfter that, any sensible player will try to get his/her/its hands on some stone. He then uses these wooden planks to build a workbench, complete with metal saws, hammers, pliers and a screwdriver. This will quickly break the meter-wide trunk (leaving the tree afloat), which he will then cut up into planks using his bare hands, and the little inventory screen he sees with his magical eyes. Naturally, the first thing any reasonable and intelligent player will do is walk up to a tree and repeatedly punch it with his bare fist. However, if no torches are available, pants filled with pumpkins holding everlasting candles (as bright as sunlight) will do. They will spawn wherever there is no light, so it is very important to fill your pants and inventory with torches and spam them wherever you think you'll spend any time whatsoever. Many of the creepers in Minecraft are trained as professional Taliban suicide bombers, often sneaking up on you when you least expect it and blowing you and your humble little home to smithereens.
